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The innocent premise that lures the listener into a false sense of security.

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Community Guidelines

What makes a top-tier GROAN joke?

Keep it wholesome

Dad jokes are meant for kitchen tables, road trips, and all ages. If your grandma would giggle or roll her eyes, it passes.

Split setup & punchline

Give the anticipation room to breathe. The setup asks the question; the punchline drops the groan-inducing hammer.

Wordplay welcomed

Double meanings, clever homophones, and silly misdirections make the finest community favorites.

Original or timeless

Whether you invented it in the garage or heard it on the playground in 1989, share the version that hits best.

Pro Joke Tip

Avoid giving away the punchline inside the setup sentence. The longer the awkward silence before the reveal, the deeper the family groan!

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